Ok.So this is the plan.

We are aiming to record 3 tunes a month untill we get it right.When we have lots,we`ll pick the best 12 and put em on an album for ya.Starting to get a bit of label interest so said album should be with ya by late summer i reckon.

Lots of tunes about the ladies.Ladies are good to write about.

Don`t they just fuck us boys about.God i love em,but the pain they`ve caused in my life.I could write a book.Think it would be called "Naughty ladies stratching their fingernails down the chalk board of my soul,ooh ooh ooh".Wow,what a title.Who`s got a nice tonk then?xxxx

There`s also a song about nicking crates of beer from 7 11`s and another about a band that blow my cotton socks off.

Laters You queens of the night.xxxx

To download: right click on a title and click 'save target as'.

All of you  (lyrics)

Anna  (lyrics)

Candy  (lyrics)

Idiotic train loony  (lyrics)

I just love the way I kid myself  (lyrics)

I was a thief  (lyrics) 

Kathy  (lyrics) 

Lucy  (lyrics) 

Mr Recovery  (lyrics)

My nemesis  (lyrics) 

Nina Simone  (lyrics) 

St Lucian Holiday  (lyrics)

Everything was recorded by Dave 'the Emperor' Eve at Scream studios Croydon. All songs copyright wonk unit 2006 so don't even fucking try it yer bastid.