Do you like animals?
As you can see,we`re rather fond of baby foxes.
How cute is he?His name is Jack.Jack Arab.
We found him wandering alone the streets of Croydon after a jaunt in the pub.
Damned near scared the life out of Mez.
"Mwaaaaaaagh"went Jack.
"Oh look a baby fox,lets take him home and photograph him for a gig flyer"
"No Mez"said the Python sternly."We should take him back to his fox nest.His mother will be worrying."
"Foxes don`t live in nests Python.They live in dreys."
"That`s squirrels Cougar.Are you some sort of wanker"
"Fuck you.Oh look!There`s a blue whale on the floor."
"Brilliant"
GIGS: (gig's are coming in like nobody's business. best to check www.myspace.com/wonkunitband first cos it's more up to date!)
Aug 19th - GREEN DRAGON (formerly the Hogshead)
Green Dragon, 58-60 High St. Croydon, Surrey CR0 1NA. Nearest BR: Esat Croydon. 8pm £free?!
Aug 27th - SPREAD EAGLE tbc
8pm. Old Street, London spreadeagle
Aug 28th - BRIXTON WINDMILL
8pm www.windmillbrixton.co.uk
Sept 1st - MALCFEST
1pm. Malc's house, Catford. Hooray.Bring a tent.Playing in the living roon right after lunch.How fuckin cool is that1pm
Sept 1st - DIRTY SOUTH, Conflict Paco Operation Party
8pm dirtysouth Lewisham
Sept 6th - ST ALBANS tbc
8pm somewhere in St Albans
Sept 18th - UNDERWORLD (with Skindread)
Underworld, 174 Camden High Street, Camden, London NW1 0NE. 8pm £tbc
Sept 20th - GREEN DRAGON Alex acoustic set
Green Dragon, 58-60 High St. Croydon, Surrey CR0 1NA. Nearest BR: Esat Croydon. 8pm £free?!
Sept 21st - THE SHIP
8pm. Croydon. www.myspace.com/theshipofcroydon
Sept 24th - FIGHTING COCKS
8pm Fighting Cocks, 56, Old London Rd, Kingston-Upon-Thames, London, KT2 6QA. Nearest BR: Kingston. £tbc.
Sept 30th - SCOTLAND tbc with the Dead Identities
Oct 1st - SCOTLAND tbc with the Dead Identities
Oct2nd - SCOTLAND tbc with the Dead Identities
Oct 3rd - SCOTLAND tbc with the Dead Identities
Oct 15th - SKY SPORTS SHOW tbc London
Nov 6th - PURPLE TURLTE tbc
8pm. London www.purpleturtlebar.com
Nov 26th - CARTOON
The Cartoon, 179-183 London Road, Croydon, Surrey. CR0 2RJ. Nearest BR: West Croydon/East Croydon. 8pm £3
Dec 23rd - JUBILEE HALL tbc Amersham
Dec 30th - JUBILEE HALL tbc Amersham
Gigs you missed you spanner:
16/07/06 - Rhythm Factory, London
29/07/06 - Fighting Cocks, Kingston
23/07/06 - Sheeplove VS Lamefest, croydon
26/06/06 Windmill, Brixton
20/06/06 12 Bar Club, London
14/06/06 Cartoon, Croydon
11/06/06 Hope & Anchor, London
10/06/06 Fighting Cocks, Kingston
28/05/06 Town Mill, Mansfield
23/05/06 - Fox & Firkin, London
19/05/06 - The Railway, Brommers
09/05/06 - Beer Cart Arms, Canterbury
05/05/06 - 12 Bar Club , London
01/05/2006 - Windmill, Brixton
23/04/2006 - Fighting Cocks, Kingston
06/04/2006 - Cartoon, Croydon
28/03/2006 - White Horse High Wycombe
25/03/2006 - George Tavern, London
20/03/2006 - WonkUnit/Billy No Mates,Windmill,Brixton
22/01/2006 - Black Sheep Bar, Croydon
10/01/2006 - Windmill, Brixton